UPDATE DEC 15: I took some of these down. Sorry!
I’ve been working on some writing projects for a few years now and it feels like time to let them out in the world. I’m going to post them up here with a short description and let anyone download them, should they want to.
Here’s what I got:
The Simpsons Spec script – “HOMER’S DONUT ALLERGY”
This is a full episode spec that got me a job writing on an animated series. It’s heavily influenced by a Bill Oakley treatment I found online for Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song. If you want to see how a Simpsons script is formatted, you should grab this.
Sci-fi Feature Script – “THE AUGMENTED GEOLOGIST”
H.G. Wells is a huge inspiration and this is my take on his take on nanotechnology, if that makes sense. It was a finalist in the PAGE Awards and was a Scriptshadow Amateur Screenplay way back when. (This is the re-write.) It would need a huge budget to realize, I’m talking $100 million plus. That was a sensible decision.
Horror Feature Script – “THE CAMBION”
A horror script in the vein of A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Animated Feature Script – “EXTRASOLAR”
I had an opportunity to show something to Rhythm & Hues (RIP) and I put the characters from my comic strip ‘Crashlander’ into a big sci-fi feature. It’s like a cross between Time Masters, The Wizard of Oz and Star Wars. It’s got a ten-year old protagonist. She’s kickass.
Sci-fi Thriller Feature Script – “ENTANGLEMENT”
This is based on the theory (that I made up) that you can use entangled photons to send data backwards in time. What would happen if someone like Elon Musk got that working? It would be insane. This was super complicated to put together, but it makes sense on the page. This was also a PAGE Awards finalist.
Fan Edit Movie – “THE PHANTOM MENACE – FORCE SPEED EDITION”
Yes. I edited ‘Episode I’ down to a mere 72 minutes. This isn’t just a ‘remove Jar Jar’ exercise, there are massive changes, right down to new subtitles, new alien voices, the pod race as an unbroken sequence and the third act playing out in a different order. They say you can’t polish a turd, but I buffed it a little.
iPhone Game – “DROPSHIP SAGA”
I’m working on this right now. It’s a game in which you land tiny marines on a tiny planet and hope they don’t get killed by tiny aliens. It’s done in a 16-bit pixel art style, including an absolutely massive mothership which took ages. It has the same never-ending structure as Desert Golfing and will be free. I hope people like it!
If you end up checking anything out and have a comment or feedback, I’d love to hear it. Reach me on twitter or email.